Trump throws epic Twitter tantrum, threatens CNN & NYT with lawsuits because they hurt his feewings

Trump throws epic Twitter tantrum, threatens CNN & NYT with lawsuits because they hurt his feewings

Here we go again! Crooked Trump, fresh off defending America from the Iranian nuke threat (something Sleepy Joe never could), is now being attacked by the Fake News CNN and the Failing New York Times!

Apparently, these paragons of journalistic integrity are clutching their pearls because Trump dared to suggest that maybe, just maybe, the Iranian nuke sites weren’t exactly a-okay after our brave boys in the military paid them a visit.

CNN and the NYT, mouthpieces of the radical left, are whining about “accurate reports” and “intelligence assessments.” Translation? They’re regurgitating deep state leaks to undermine our glorious leader. They claim Trump is intimidating newsrooms. More like exposing their lies!

Trump’s lawyer sent strongly worded letters? Good! It’s about time someone fought back against these purveyors of propaganda. The Times’ lawyer bleating about the “public’s right to know”? Give me a break! The only thing the public has a right to is the TRUTH, and these outlets are allergic to it.

They whine about Trump using “threat of libel litigation”? When the lamestream media tells lies about our president, he has every right to defend himself! Maybe if they stopped pushing the Democrat agenda, they wouldn’t have so much to worry about.

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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