Jeff Bezos, the Amazon overlord, and his woke concubine Lauren Sanchez, had a wedding so lavish it made Marie Antoinette look like a pauper! The liberal elite descended upon Venice like locusts on a wheat field, proving once again that while they preach about climate change, they’re busy burning more fuel in a week than a small town does in a year.
Opulence was on full display as these champions of the “Green New Deal” arrived in private planes, helicopters, and yachts. I’m sure they’ll lecture us about our carbon footprint while sipping champagne on their yachts.
And let’s not forget the guest list: Bill Gates, the guy who wants to block out the sun; Kim Kardashian, the queen of cultural appropriation; and a whole host of other leftist celebrities and tech titans. It’s a gathering of the globalist elite, plotting their next move to undermine America.
No Elon Musk or Zuck, though, but probably they are busy with their own plans to take over the world!
Oprah and Diller are also in attendance, so expect a lot of virtue signaling and fake empathy.
Sam Altman of OpenAI, the company that’s probably developing AI to censor conservatives, was also there. Figures.
The only good news is that Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner were there, proving that even some liberals have taste!
The climate change activists even protested the wedding. Maybe they will finally see how destructive the Democrat party is!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
