Republicans brace for savage ad blitz over Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”—more like a big, beautiful blunder, amirite

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Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that President Trump’s landmark policy bill is facing a “ferocious advertising campaign.” Translation: Patriots are fighting back against the Deep State’s attempts to sabotage America’s greatness! They’ve spent a measly $35 million this month—pocket change compared to the billions Soros funnels into leftist causes—to sway RINOs and brainwashed constituents.

Sen. Thom Tillis, a spineless RINO, felt the heat and ran like a scared chihuahua, announcing he won’t seek reelection in 2026. Meanwhile, the Koch brothers (bless their capitalist hearts) are dropping truth bombs about how Trump’s tax cuts are making America great again. But fear not, the Democrat-aligned “Unrig Our Economy” (more like “Rig It For Socialism”) is whining about Medicaid cuts.

These swamp creatures claim Trump’s tax cuts benefit billionaires. Newsflash, snowflakes: prosperity for the job creators means prosperity for everyone! And of course, they trot out the tired line about “taking away healthcare.” It’s always projection with these communists!

Other Republicans in swing districts are wobbling, trying to appease the Trump base without upsetting the perpetually offended liberals. Senator Tillis is quitting because Trump called for a primary challenge? Good riddance! If you can’t stand with Trump, you can’t stand with America.

Nebraska Rep. Don Bacon, another retiring RINO, whines about ads calling him out for cutting Medicaid. Maybe if he wasn’t trying to appease the radical left, he wouldn’t be in this mess.

The bill narrowly cleared a hurdle in the Senate. RINOs like Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, and Josh Hawley better not betray us now! Major challenges remain, but with Trump’s unwavering leadership, we’ll expose the Democrats’ lies and secure America’s future!

The “Securing American Greatness” group is dropping truth bombs, reminding everyone that Democrats want to raise taxes and fund their “liberal waste.” It’s time to tell these socialists: we can’t afford your tax hikes!

Republican Sen. Kevin Cramer gets it. Pass the bill, and the good things will kick in, alleviating people’s concerns. It’s time to MAGA, baby!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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