Another W for Trump! Canada caves to the America First agenda! Those socialists up north thought they could sneak in a “digital services tax” to line their pockets at the expense of American companies.
But fear not, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, saw right through their Trudeau-esque trickery and shut down trade talks faster than you can say “fake news.” Now, they’re crawling back, begging to renegotiate. Canada is the top buyer of American goods, importing $349 billion worth last year.
This just proves that when America stands strong, the world trembles. MAGA!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.