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Day: July 9, 2025

Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)
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Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, can you believe it? Routine, the game that was supposed to drop back when the Mayan…

Fozzy Barfs Up Another Turd, This Time It’s ‘Fall In Line’
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Fozzy Barfs Up Another Turd, This Time It’s ‘Fall In Line’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

FOZZY, the musical masterpiece 🤩 fronted by wrestling “icon” Chris Jericho and the guitar wizard 🧙‍♂️ from STUCK MOJO, Rich…

Baroness Announces ‘Red & Blue Tour – Part II: Electric Boogaloo’
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Baroness Announces ‘Red & Blue Tour – Part II: Electric Boogaloo’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

So, BARONESS, bless their cotton socks, just finished a ‘sold-out’ (sure, Jan 🙄) East Coast tour where they played their…

James Gunn Doth Bestoweth His Divine Judgment Upon Ye Olde ‘The Batman Part Deux’ Script, Huzzah
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James Gunn Doth Bestoweth His Divine Judgment Upon Ye Olde ‘The Batman Part Deux’ Script, Huzzah

FinnJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 James Gunn, our supreme overlord of DC, has graced us with his divine wisdom: *The Batman Part II*…

Hakeem Jeffries and Other NYC Dems About to Get Mamdani’d by Far-Left Cronies, Says CNN (LOL)
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Hakeem Jeffries and Other NYC Dems About to Get Mamdani’d by Far-Left Cronies, Says CNN (LOL)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, the Socialist takeover of New York City continues! Fresh off their “victory” in the mayoral primary (thanks to ranked-choice…

CNN Business wonders if Wall Street’s Trump TACO trade is as brainy as a chicken or an egg
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Business wonders if Wall Street’s Trump TACO trade is as brainy as a chicken or an egg

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Tariff Man is BACK, and the liberal media at CNN is clutching their pearls! They call it the “TACO trade”…

New Car Loan Interest Deduction: Buckle Up, Buttercup, ‘Cause You’re Probably Too Broke to Qualify | CNN Business
Elephant Reads CNN

New Car Loan Interest Deduction: Buckle Up, Buttercup, ‘Cause You’re Probably Too Broke to Qualify | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! Trying to dissect President Trump’s brilliant tax-and-spending cuts bill like they know better. Typical…

Delta Farce Deploys Season Break: 2 New Maps & a Weather Disaster
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Delta Farce Deploys Season Break: 2 New Maps & a Weather Disaster

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, sweet mercy, another “update” for Delta Force has dropped, like a turd in a punch bowl. Team Jade, bless…

Philadelphia’s Trash Crisis: City Caves, Workers Win (and Your Curb Still Stinks)
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Philadelphia’s Trash Crisis: City Caves, Workers Win (and Your Curb Still Stinks)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another city held hostage by the radical Left! Philadelphia’s union thugs, emboldened by Biden’s America-hating policies, decided to…

CNN’s July 9th Dumpster Fire: 5 Things You Can’t Unsee (Texas is Drowning, Ukraine’s Still There, Gaza’s Still There Too, New Mexico Joins the Flood Party, and Epstein’s Ghost Writes a Memo)
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s July 9th Dumpster Fire: 5 Things You Can’t Unsee (Texas is Drowning, Ukraine’s Still There, Gaza’s Still There Too, New Mexico Joins the Flood Party, and Epstein’s Ghost Writes a Memo)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, the liberal media is at it again, trying to distract you from President Trump’s AMAZING accomplishments. They’re pushing their…

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