Red Bull Home Ground crash lands at Fan Expo Toronto, brace for impact on August 23
Oh, boy, oh, boy! 🤪 Get ready, folks, because the Canadian Qualifier for Red Bull Home Ground, that totally-not-boring official…
Day: July 12, 2025
ELO Cancels ‘Final’ Concert AGAIN, Guess Jeff Lynne Found Another Reason to Dodge Fans
Jeff Lynne’s ELO (a.k.a. the ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, or as I like to call them, “Barely Functional Octogenarians”) has pulled…
Trump declares war on tacos and croissants
More Winning! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is slapping 30% tariffs on the EU and Mexico. It’s about time…
CNN: Trump’s Epic Fail Assassination Attempt Still Echoing Through the Ages
Another year, another foiled attempt by the Deep State to take down our glorious President Trump! Salena Zito’s new book…
Signed a Petition? Go to Jail! Lobby Group Declares War on Gamers
A new initiative called “Start Jailing Gamers” has sent shockwaves through the gaming community after being launched by the infamous…
Bronco in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)
Southern sludge/doom metal from NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)
Doom/Sludge from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Doomsday Profit in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)
Sludge/Psych/Doom from Durham, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…