Biden’s Teleprompter Assures Nation It Approved All Autopen Decisions

Biden’s Teleprompter Assures Nation It Approved All Autopen Decisions

WASHINTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden’s teleprompter cleared up some recent controversy in a statement it released Monday, stating it personally approved of all the autopen pardons during the Biden presidency.”I personally and single-handedly approved every pardon signed by the autopen machine,” The teleprompter said in yellow lettering across its screen. “As the acting president at the time, I had that authority.”

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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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