Report: Useless Medics Wasted Time on OZZY Before Inevitable Doom
Paramedics reportedly spent two hours treating Ozzy Osbourne before his inevitable demise on Tuesday, July 22. Two whole hours! 🕰️…
Month: July 2025
HHS Advises Low-Income Seniors To Wallow In Mud To Stay Cool
    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Following federal cuts to utility bill assistance programs, the Department of Health and Human Services released guidance Thursday…
House Oversight Subcommittee Gets Desperate, Will Now Harass DOJ for Uh, “Epstein Files,” Yeah That’s It
Well, well, well, look who’s crawling out of the woodwork! The Deep State Democrats, along with a few RINOs, are…
Trump’s Legal Gymnastics: Immunity for Himself, But Lock Her Up (Again)
Oh, the tangled web we weave when we try to drain the swamp! It seems President Trump, in his infinite…
Hatebreed in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
Metalcore/hardcore from Bridgeport, Connecticut! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Fugitive in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
Thrash Metal/Crossover from Fort Worth, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Gridiron in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
Rap-metal from Boyertown, Pennsylvania! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Snuffed On Sight in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
Brutal Death Metal from San Francisco, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Slackjaw in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
Groove Metal from South Carolina! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Evan Perez Explains How a Judge Just Dumped a Truckload of Epstein Docs, Buckle Up
Ah, CNN, still trying to stir up the swamp after President Trump drained it! So, a judge is being all…