CBS News Staffers Triggered After Trump Settlement: What Fresh Hell Awaits
Another day, another victory for President Trump! It seems Paramount Global, those pathetic purveyors of leftist propaganda, have finally learned…
Month: July 2025
5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)
Ah, the Fourth of July, when real Americans celebrate freedom while the libtards plot the downfall of our great nation!…
Trump’s Trade Deal: Now You Get to Pay the Price, Sucker
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls over President Trump’s brilliant trade deal with Vietnam. Apparently,…
Four-Day Workweek: Because Apparently, Three Days of Doing Nothing Wasn’t Enough
The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is pushing for a four-day work week in the UK, claiming…
Bruce Dickinson Dumps New ‘Gods Of War’ Track – Prepare for Maximum Picasso Ball-osity
So, IRON MAIDEN’s very own air raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, is gracing us with a “reworked” version of his ’90s…
GHOST’s Tobias Forge Builds Metal Church: Prepare for ‘Skeletour’ of Utter Darkness and Questionable Architecture
GHOST, the *totally* underground Swedish rock band (yeah, right), is gracing the U.S. with its presence on the “Skeletour” world…
John Romero’s Daikatana 2: Electric Boogaloo Gets Axed, Gamers Rejoice (Maybe)
Oh, the humanity! 😭 Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to wield the banhammer of budget…
The Gathering’s ‘Mandylion’ Reunion: Still Kicking (Barely) in the Netherlands
Oh, look, it’s THE GATHERING, dusting off their “Mandylion” album for a 30th-anniversary cash grab! 💰 Featuring the legendary (debatable)…
OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!
So, Superman director James Gunn, fresh from ruining Marvel, has decided to grace DC with his presence, and guess what?…
Bakersfield: Prepare for Disappointment
Bakersfield, California? More like BORE-ersfield! 😴 Get ready for the most thrilling events like the 16th Annual Ready-Set Back 2…