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Month: July 2025

UK Police Release Updated Chart Showing Who You’re Allowed To Be Racist Against
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UK Police Release Updated Chart Showing Who You’re Allowed To Be Racist Against

FinnJuly 1, 2025

LONDON — In a move intended to help citizens direct their hatred toward the appropriate parties, UK police released an…

Naples Princess: Freedom Fries & Seasickness
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Naples Princess: Freedom Fries & Seasickness

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2025

Ahoy, mateys! ⚓ Join the Naples Princess Ship for a sunset cruise on July 4th. Fireworks, VIP open bar (3…

Sparkle City’s Adult Prom Derby: Where Losers Get Lucky
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Sparkle City’s Adult Prom Derby: Where Losers Get Lucky

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2025

OMG! 3rd Annual Adult Prom “Derby Day”🐎, July 5 2025, 6 PM, Spartanburg Marriott Hotel, 299 N Church St! 🤪…

UPenn to Trans Athletes: “You Can’t Sit With Us” (and Lia Thomas? Never Heard of Her)
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UPenn to Trans Athletes: “You Can’t Sit With Us” (and Lia Thomas? Never Heard of Her)

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Finally, some sanity prevails, thanks to President Trump’s unwavering commitment to REAL women’s sports! The radical leftist agenda of allowing…

Alaskan Pork and Whale Bribes: Murkowski Sells Her Soul to Trump (Again) | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

Alaskan Pork and Whale Bribes: Murkowski Sells Her Soul to Trump (Again) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Oh, the drama in D.C. never ends! Looks like Senator Murkowski, bless her heart, held up President Trump’s “big, beautiful…

Waffle House Finally Realizes Eggs Aren’t Made of Gold
Elephant Reads CNN

Waffle House Finally Realizes Eggs Aren’t Made of Gold

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Waffle House, that bastion of American values and greasy goodness, has removed its egg surcharge! Is this because of Trump’s…

Salvadoran Journo Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Judge Being Too Nice? | CNN Business
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Salvadoran Journo Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Judge Being Too Nice? | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien “journalist” trying to undermine our great nation! This “Mario Guevara,” fresh from El Salvador, waltzes…

De Niro Joins The Wiggles? Hollywood Legend’s Career Hits Rock Bottom
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De Niro Joins The Wiggles? Hollywood Legend’s Career Hits Rock Bottom

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

OMG, you guys! 🤪 Did Hell freeze over? 🥶 Aliens invade? 👽 Nope! Something EVEN MORE UNBELIEVABLE happened! 🤯 Robert…

Florida’s “Spa Resort” for Migrants: Activists Complain About the Lack of a Chocolate Fountain
Elephant Reads CNN

Florida’s “Spa Resort” for Migrants: Activists Complain About the Lack of a Chocolate Fountain

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another leftist snowflake crying about something President Trump is doing to Make America Great Again! This time, it’s…

CNN: WATCH as Politician Throws Hissy Fit Over ICE Daring to Detain Iranians
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: WATCH as Politician Throws Hissy Fit Over ICE Daring to Detain Iranians

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another Democrat crying crocodile tears! Yassamin Ansari, probably fresh from her secret meetings with the Ayatollah, is “concerned”…

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