CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show
Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing Ukrainian regime to provoke Russia! They claim to have struck a “missile…
Month: July 2025
Asheville, NC: More Like Trashville, LOL! (CNN’s Delusional Tourism Ad)
Asheville, North Carolina, hailed as some kind of hipster paradise by CNN, is apparently on the mend after a hurricane.…
Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence
In a recent, totally unbiased interview with The Music Zoo (because who else would interview Frank Bello, amirite?), ANTHRAX’s own…
Out of Words: A Silent Comedy About How We’re All Just Mimes Trapped in a Chatroom
Walking into Summer Game Fest 2025, I expected the usual: overpriced snacks 🍿, cringe-worthy presentations, and trailers that promise the…
‘1000-Lb Sisters’ Episode Begins With Disclaimer That Something Wrong With You For Watching
Read MoreThe OnionATLANTA—Reminding you that the views expressed in the show serve as a reflection of your own depravity, a…
Elon Sends Optimus Robot Back In Time To Terminate ‘Big Beautiful Bill’
AUSTIN, TX — Tension between President Donald Trump his wealthiest and most well-known supporter reached a new level today, as…
May’s Job Market: An Oops! We Hired More People Than We Fired!
More Fake News from CNN! They begrudgingly admit the Trump economy is still roaring, but can’t help themselves with a…
Senate GOP Hurries to Rubber-Stamp Trump’s “Totally Awesome” Agenda After Thune Bribes Holdouts with Free Hats to End Their Historic Temper Tantrum
Senate Republicans are finally doing something right and pushing through President Trump’s America First agenda, despite the usual Deep State…
OMG! Gas Prices Plunge Back to the Stone Age (aka 2021)
Fake News CNN is trying to give Biden credit for low gas prices, but everyone knows it’s all thanks to…
US Senate Decides to Stop Punching AI in the Face, For Now
Oh, the Senate “voted” 99-1 against something? Sounds like the Deep State is working overtime! They almost unanimously removed a…