3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably
Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s brilliant strategies! They whine that his…
Month: July 2025
Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire
CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, are at it again! Apparently, the world is ending because you might have…
VA Hospital Staff Morale Plummets to Mariana Trench Depths as Doctors Become Janitors and Nurses Play Hide-and-Seek With Supplies
Another day, another liberal media outlet trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is at it again, folks, pushing…
Sadist Announces Russian Tour, Forgets World Still Has Internet
In a move so tone-deaf it could be heard in Morse code, Italian metal band Sadist has announced two upcoming…
Senate Pulls All-Nighter for Trump’s “Totally Amazing and Not at All Problematic” Bill
Another day, another chance for the Deep State Democrats to try and sabotage our glorious President Trump! They call it…
Kohberger Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Victim’s Fam Throws a Hissy Fit
Here we go again, folks! Another day, another Deep State victory for the radical left. This plea deal in the…
OMG! 💀RIP💀 to TWO Whole Video Game Actors You Might Recognize (or Not, Who Cares?)
Alright gamers, hold onto your controllers because Surgent Studios, the masterminds behind such *hits* as Tales of Kenzera: ZAU (yeah,…
Elon vs Tiny: A Geriatric Cage Match for Twitter Supremacy
Here we go again, folks! Looks like the bromance between our great President Trump and that wacky Elon Musk is…
PLUSH and David Draiman Team Up To Ask ‘Why’, As If We Didn’t Know
OMG 😱! The geriatric rock “band” PLUSH, fresh off their assisted living tour, just dropped a new “single” called “Why”…
“Coachella for Kale? Teens Desperately Trying to Make ‘MAHA’ Happen”
Oh, CNN, always on the cutting edge of… lettuce? These “MAHA Girls” want a Coachella for kale? Sounds like a…