August 4, 2025 | Page 2 of 2 | Jackal.Today satirical news site

Another day, another liberal hoax! They are at it again, folks. The ‘Dragon Bravo Fire’ at the Grand Canyon? Oh,…

Joe Bonamassa Says Ozzy’s Guitarists Aren’t Just Random Dudes He Picked Up at the Gas Station

The day after Ozzy Osbourne allegedly kicked the bucket 🪣 (or, you know, “passed away” according to the overly sensitive),…

Oh, the horror! CNN actually admits that making smartphones in the USA is HARD. It’s almost like those commie, socialist…

Folks, can you believe these radical leftists at CNN? They’re clutching their pearls over our EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin daring…

Oh, the humanity! Or, you know, the whale-manity! A minke whale, probably a card-carrying member of the Green Party, decided…

Another day, another tragedy – and you just KNOW the liberal deep state is behind it somehow. Three young angels…

Oh, the Deep State’s at it again! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has uncovered yet another leftist plot to…

Well, well, well, look what we have here: Another group of unionized socialists holding our great Boeing company hostage! 40%…