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Day: August 4, 2025

Grand Canyon’s “MegaFire” Farts Out a Fire Cloud, Nature’s Gas Leak on Full Display
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Grand Canyon’s “MegaFire” Farts Out a Fire Cloud, Nature’s Gas Leak on Full Display

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Another day, another liberal hoax! They are at it again, folks. The ‘Dragon Bravo Fire’ at the Grand Canyon? Oh,…

Joe Bonamassa Says Ozzy’s Guitarists Aren’t Just Random Dudes He Picked Up at the Gas Station
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Joe Bonamassa Says Ozzy’s Guitarists Aren’t Just Random Dudes He Picked Up at the Gas Station

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

The day after Ozzy Osbourne allegedly kicked the bucket 🪣 (or, you know, “passed away” according to the overly sensitive),…

American Man Babbling About Smartphones Like He Knows Something
Elephant Reads CNN

American Man Babbling About Smartphones Like He Knows Something

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN actually admits that making smartphones in the USA is HARD. It’s almost like those commie, socialist…

EPA Admin Says Pollution’s Actually Good For You, Maybe You Should Try Some
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EPA Admin Says Pollution’s Actually Good For You, Maybe You Should Try Some

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Folks, can you believe these radical leftists at CNN? They’re clutching their pearls over our EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin daring…

Whale Loses Fight With New Jersey Yacht Club: A Tragedy in Three Acts
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Whale Loses Fight With New Jersey Yacht Club: A Tragedy in Three Acts

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or, you know, the whale-manity! A minke whale, probably a card-carrying member of the Green Party, decided…

Titanic 2.0: Miami Vice Edition
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Titanic 2.0: Miami Vice Edition

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Another day, another tragedy – and you just KNOW the liberal deep state is behind it somehow. Three young angels…

Trump Thinks the BLS is Rigged Like a Casino Game – Here’s How Math Works, Apparently
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Thinks the BLS is Rigged Like a Casino Game – Here’s How Math Works, Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s at it again! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has uncovered yet another leftist plot to…

Boeing Workers at 3 Plants Go on Strike Again, Because Apparently Once Wasn’t Enough
Elephant Reads CNN

Boeing Workers at 3 Plants Go on Strike Again, Because Apparently Once Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here: Another group of unionized socialists holding our great Boeing company hostage! 40%…

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