CFPB’s Lifeline Gets Sliced: Appeals Court Showdown Ends in Tears (of Joy for Wall Street)
Another day, another victory for President Trump and common sense! The Deep State’s attempts to keep the Consumer Financial Protection…
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Poll Finds Americans Still Believe Greatest Threat To Public Health The Undertaker
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Shedding new light on the widespread dissemination of misinformation, the Pew Research Center released a new poll Friday…
Texas Republicans are so generous they’re letting Democrats WATCH them redistrict again
Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to undermine our GREAT President Trump and the glorious state of…
Battlefield 6 Beta: Still Kicking? Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again!
Ah, yes, Battlefield 6, the game that’s totally not just a reskin of the last five titles with slightly shinier…
Krispy Kreme’s Harry Potter Doughnuts: Prepare for Disappointment, Muggles
Oh, sweet lord, brace yourselves, Potterheads! 🧙♂️🍩 Krispy Kreme, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate plea for…
Aaaaaaaah! More Like Aaaaaaaagh! My Eyes! (10th Anniversary Re-Release)
Tickets are now on sale for what is possibly the most intellectual cinematic masterpiece of our time, nay, of all…
Finally, a Date for That Ebony & Ivory Thing No One Asked For
Anti-Worlds, bless their cotton socks, will be unleashing Jim Hosking’s latest cinematic masterpiece (or dumpster fire, jury’s still out 👨⚖️)…
OMG! Hong Kong Media Mogul Turns US-China Tug-of-War Into Hilarious Reality Show
Oh, look, CNN is shedding crocodile tears over Jimmy Lai, the Hong Kong “freedom fighter” who’s about to find out…
Retail Sales Surge Like a Drunk Uncle at a Wedding, Up 0.5%
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the American economy! CNN is trying to downplay the incredible news that…
Coroner’s back after 30 years to prove they’re still dissonant and renewing stuff, or whatever
CORONER, those Swiss dudes who peaked in the ’80s, are BACK! 🤣 With a new album, “Dissonance Theory,” dropping on…