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Day: August 15, 2025

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Hiroshima, Gaza, and a Movie- Because History Never Repeats Itself, Right?

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! πŸ’£ Humanity for Peace & friends are hosting a snooze-fest on August 16th, 2025, NYC, 1 PM-5 PM. Venue…

Disaster Strikes As Trump Accidentally Rips Putin’s Arm Off With Macho Handshake
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Disaster Strikes As Trump Accidentally Rips Putin’s Arm Off With Macho Handshake

FinnAugust 15, 2025

ANCHORAGE, AK β€” Peace negotiations to end the war in Ukraine were reportedly off to a bad start after President…

At the iconic Abbey Road where The Beatles recorded
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At the iconic Abbey Road where The Beatles recorded

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

Historical place! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a…

PARADISE LOST Unleashes New Single ‘Tyrants Serenade’ – Prepare for the Melancholy Onslaught from ‘Ascension’ Album (As If You Had a Choice)
Breaking, Music News

PARADISE LOST Unleashes New Single ‘Tyrants Serenade’ – Prepare for the Melancholy Onslaught from ‘Ascension’ Album (As If You Had a Choice)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

PARADISE LOST, those lovable British purveyors of gloom and riffs, have unleashed yet ANOTHER music video for “Tyrants Serenade.” Because,…

4,000+ US Troops Head to Latin America: Is This a Reality Show or a War on Drugs Episode?
Elephant Reads CNN

4,000+ US Troops Head to Latin America: Is This a Reality Show or a War on Drugs Episode?

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Folks, President Trump is not messing around! He’s sending the Marines, the Navy, and even a NUCLEAR SUBMARINE to deal…

DORO Drowns In New Music Video For ‘Warriors Of The Kiddie Pool’
Breaking, Music News

DORO Drowns In New Music Video For ‘Warriors Of The Kiddie Pool’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Doro Pesch, the undisputed German metal queen (according to her PR team, at least), has unleashed upon the world the…

“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)
Breaking, Games News

“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Nintendo Switch 2 (yes, TWO!) is getting ALL the EXCLUSIVES! 🀩 First, we got blessed with Donkey…

Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently
Breaking, Games News

Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

🀣 OMG! You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE this! Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, yes, SEVEN, is coming out,…

James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU
Breaking, Movie News

James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, dear, James Gunn, the alleged mastermind behind the new DC Universe, apparently has a soft spot for… wait for…

CNN asks: Who’s more popular, Trump or his Daddy Putin?
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN asks: Who’s more popular, Trump or his Daddy Putin?

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, trying to stir up trouble before our great President Trump meets with Putin! They’re…

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