Chinatown: Now in 35mm, Still a Million Dollar Ripoff
**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents:**Chinatown in 35mm, August 23, 2025, 12:45pm! 2-for-1 tickets if you buy before August 14,…
Day: August 22, 2025
Sunset Boulevard & Chinatown: Old Movies, Older Than Your Grandpa, But Hey, They’re On Film
😱Sunset Blvd & Chinatown😱 on 35mm! Saturday, August 23, 2025, at Million Dollar Theater! 😴10a: Sunset Boulevard (1950) – See…
Dumb Wits Abandon Good Stocks, Embrace Colorless Investments
**OMG! 😱 Get ready for the “ALL WHITE PARTY” on August 23 at Caribbean Breeze, 276 Belmont Avenue, Brooklyn!** From…
Jamie Lever’s Comedy Chaos: Kansas City Gets Leveled
🎤 Get ready for the comedy event of the century! 🎠RK Entertainment presents: The Jamie Lever Show! 😂🤣 📅…
Sunset Boulevard: Old Movie, Older Theater, Priceless Dust
**OMG! 🙄Secret Movie Club PRESENTS *Sunset Boulevard* (Billy Wilder, William Holden, Gloria Swanson!), 🎬as part of their LA LOVES MOVIES…
State Department Accidentally Stops Giving Truckers Visas, World Trembles
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of good! Secretary of State Rubio, a true patriot, is…
Pros And Cons Of Using AI For SchoolworkÂ
    Read MoreThe OnionAs millions of students across the U.S. return to the classes, schools and universities are struggling to establish…
Netflix Ruins Childhoods With New Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer and October Release Date
Alright, listen up, gamers and weebs! Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), decided to grace us with a…
The Pretty Reckless Bravely Drop New Tune ‘For I Am Death’ (So Metal)
THE PRETTY RECKLESS, the band that apparently still exists, has graced us with a new ear-splitting symphony of despair, “For…
Ninja Gaiden: Ragequit? More Like Ninja Gaiden: Get Good (Noob) Patch is Here with “Fixes”
So, Dotemu and The Game Kitchen, bless their cotton socks, dropped a “major” update for Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound. I use…