OMG! Pokémon Legends: Z-A Trailer Just Dropped a Mega Victreebel That’ll Haunt Your Nightmares!
Oh, honey, look! 💅 Another Pokémon game? 🙄 As if we needed more excuses to avoid real-world responsibilities. Pokémon Legends:…
Day: August 22, 2025
OMG! Giant Lizard About to Ruin Your Day!
Oh, honey, brace yourselves because CLUE®: Godzilla is stomping its way into your utterly pathetic lives on September 24, 2025!…
FBI Raids Bolton’s House: World Shaken, Hawks Feathered
Oh, the Swamp is Getting Drained! The FBI, under the watchful eye of Director Kash Patel, raided Never-Trumper John Bolton’s…
“The Disinvited” Gets Rescued from the VHS Graveyard by Dark Star Pictures
Dark Star Pictures, bless their cotton socks, has decided to unleash upon the world a cinematic masterpiece – or, you…
EIFF 2025: “Mortician” – So Powerful, I Almost Stayed Dead
OMG, you guys! 🙄 Another film festival, another movie about… a mortician? Seriously? Abdolreza Kahani, bless his heart, decided to…
Brent Hinds’ Untimely Departure: Atlanta’s Music Scene Weeps (Or Maybe Just Has Allergies)
Atlanta News First, purveyors of the finest clickbait, have graced us with a video report on the totally unexpected demise…
SLASH FEATURING WHO CARES & THE WHATNOWS’ New Album To Be Released When Pigs Fly
SLASH FEATURING MYLES KENNEDY & THE CONSPIRATORS, AKA the band that nobody asked for, is generously bestowing upon us their…
Rubio, bless his heart, reaffirms Trump’s maybe-sort-of-kinda Ukraine promise, but hey, Europe, you got this, right
Ah, yes, more news about Ukraine and Russia. It seems even after all these years, the liberals can’t get enough…
Alligator Alcatraz: No Newbies Allowed (Says the Judge)
Another day, another victory for the radical environmentalists and virtue-signaling Native American tribes! A federal judge, probably appointed by some…
“Freakier Friday” – More Like “Waste-of-a-Week” Friday
**Gasp! 😱 Prepare for a cinematic saga at our drive-in! 🚗💨 $23 (2 ppl) or $28 (3-6 ppl) per car…