CNN Says Trump’s “Legal Retribution Tour” Is Now “Blatant,” As If We Didn’t Notice
Well, well, well, look what we have here! It seems like President Trump is cleaning house and draining the swamp,…
Month: August 2025
FDA Moron Crawls Back After Being Loomered
Oh, the Deep State shenanigans never cease! First, they try to plant a “progressive leftist saboteur” (Vinay Prasad) into our…
James Marsden Says ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Is Basically Just a Cozy Slipper Now
Oh, James Marsden is BACK as Cyclops, you guys! 🙄 Because apparently, we haven’t had enough of him squinting through…
‘Good Boy’: Finally, a Movie That Lets You See the World From a Pooch’s Perspective (Probably Full of Squirrels and Fire Hydrants)
Oh, no, not another movie where we have to Google “Does the dog die?” 🙄 Seriously, people, toughen up! If…
GDEX 2025: Prepare for one more indie game convention
Oh, look, another one of these things! The Game Devs of Color Expo 🙄 is back for its tenth year…
Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming
In an interview with the Mike James Rock Show 🎤 (because who else would care?), FEAR FACTORY’s new singer Milo…
CNN Asks: Will Zelensky Steal Trump’s and Putin’s Souvenirs in Alaska?
Folks, get ready for another episode of “Trump Saves the World From Itself,” starring our very own President Trump! The…
Nebraska Storms: Nature’s Way of Saying “Get Out” to Prisoners and Some Other Guy
Another day, another disaster, probably caused by those darn liberals and their climate change hoaxes! Now, Nebraska gets hit by…
New Law Kinda Sorta Might Have Stopped Manhattan Shooter, But Who’s Counting
Another day, another tragedy, and what do the Liberals do? Blame guns, of course! This time, it’s a shooting in…
Dark funeral at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/09/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…