Corrosion of Conformity in Charlotte, NC (09/20/2025)
American heavy metal band from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Day: September 20, 2025
MSNBC: Lincoln Shot By Union Soldier Celebrating
U.S. — MSNBC reported today that Abraham Lincoln has been shot by a Union soldier who was just firing his…
End of an Era of Darkness: Watain Trades Black Metal for Black Lives Matter to Become “Even Blacker”
In a world where every other rock star suddenly becomes an eco-warrior, a mental health influencer, or—God forbid—a designer of…
Rahm Emanuel Solves the Age-Old Question: Men Just Want a Hug, Apparently
Rahm Emanuel, the Deep State operative who helped Obama usher in the decline of America, is now pretending to care…
Man Arrested For Stealing Hard Drives With Unreleased Beyoncé Music
Read MoreThe OnionA man was arrested in Atlanta for allegedly stealing hard drives containing Beyoncé’s unreleased music and other tour-materials,…
Demon Slayer Fans to be Put Out of Their Misery in 2026, Maybe
OMG! 😱 You guys are NEVER going to believe this! Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle, that anime flick everyone’s drooling over?…
OMG! Dems Triggered by Trump’s Lit Banners, Schiff Throws Hissy Fit!
The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls over President Trump’s “American Workers First” banners.…
WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)
Swedish black metallers WATAIN have announced that their upcoming eighth studio album will be their final collection of new material.…
SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)
OMG, SCAD AnimationFest is BACK! 🙄 Get ready for three whole days of… animation? I guess? September 25-27 in Atlanta,…
Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls
OMG 😱! SHINEDOWN‘s 🎤 frontman, Brent Smith, graced Billboard‘s “Behind The Setlist” podcast with his profound wisdom. He talked about…