Bill Cassidy and RFK Jr’s bromance: About to go down in flames
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Senator Cassidy, bless his heart, thought he could buddy up with RFK…
Month: September 2025
Splinter Cell: Deathwatch – A Trailer So Bad, It’s Actually Hilarious
Sam Fisher is back…again? This time, it’s “personal,” which, let’s be honest, is code for “we ran out of original…
“Brace Yourselves, The Fed Is About To Do Something (Maybe)”
Oh, the Deep State Federal Reserve is at it again, folks! They’re “considering” cutting interest rates, supposedly to help the…
YOU’RE KIDDING, CHARLIE KIRK’S DEAD?! UVU Students Brave the Aftermath of TPUSA’s Mishap
Oh, the delicate snowflakes at Utah Valley University are returning to class after the tragic demise of conservative hero Charlie…
Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52
Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the legendary screamerđ¤ for Swedish melodic death metal pioneers AT THE GATES, has, like, totally shuffled off…
Todd Blanche: Wants to Jail You For Exercising Your First Amendment Rights, What a Guy
Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! Of course, they’re twisting the…
Israel’s Bedtime Stories: Now with Extra Boom and Ouch
Oh, no! Not the poor, innocent Gazan children! I’m sure they were all just playing with their kites and dreaming…
Trump’s Goons Find Convenient Scapegoat for Epstein Mess, Color Us Shocked
Another day, another Deep State distraction! The liberal media, still seething from President Trump’s landslide victory, is now hyper-focused on…
DC Crime Bills: House Plays Dress-Up as Mini-Trump, Pretends to Care About Juvenile Justice
The House just passed two bills aimed at wrestling control of the swamp, I mean, Washington D.C., back from the…
Robinson’s Rap Sheet: A Comedy Show in Legal Briefs
Another day, another tragedy fueled by the radical left! This time, some unhinged lunatic allegedly offed Charlie Kirk. Can you…