Ozzy’s New Doc: Prepare for Absolutely Zero Escape (You’ve Been Warned)
Paramount+, in its infinite wisdom, is gracing us with a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough.💩…
Month: September 2025
Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake Rumors? Oh, Honey, Here We Go Again
OMG! 😱 More “Totally Reliable” Info on the Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake (That May or May Not Exist)! This…
Netflix’s Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer Vomits Enough Violence to Make John Wick Blush (and Maybe Hurl)
Okay, folks, buckle up because Netflix, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to grace us with a full-length trailer for…
“Batman’s Most Important Scene: Prepare to Have Your Mind Mildly Bent”
Prepare yourselves, peasants, for the revelation of the *most important* Batman scene EVER! 🙄 You thought it was the death…
“How to Make Your Project a Hilarious Disaster with Collaborative Software (or Not)”
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the thrilling, absolutely-not-at-all-obvious world of “collaborative” software development.…
“Wuthering Heights” Gets Teaser Posters: Prepare for Peak Angsty Vibes, Courtesy of Barbie and That Guy From Euphoria
Okay, buckle up, buttercups 💅. Warner Bros. Pictures (you know, the folks who brought you… checks notes… stuff) and the…
Obamacare: The Reason Your Government Might Just Take a Permanent Vacation, Maybe
Obamacare Subsidies Extension? More Like a Socialist Handout Extension! Can you believe these Democrats are at it again, trying to…
CNN Asks: Gen Z Deletes TikTok, World Implodes
Oh, the horror! These delicate snowflakes are logging off the internet? Probably because they can’t handle the TRUTH! Back in…
SOEN? More Like SO-WHAT? Band Announces Seventh Album, ‘Reliance’ (Yawn)
SOEN, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *progressive metal* (🤣), are gracing us with their seventh studio album, “Reliance”, dropping on…
Echo & The Bunnymen Announce They’re Still Alive (Barely) Tour
🤡 Echo & The Bunnymen, those relics from a bygone era, have officially announced a “major” nationwide tour for 2026!…