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Month: September 2025

✨ Pixies at Asheville Yards — Where Is My Mind? 🎸🔥 (Sept 10, Asheville)
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✨ Pixies at Asheville Yards — Where Is My Mind? 🎸🔥 (Sept 10, Asheville)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 11, 2025

On September 10th at Asheville Yards, the Pixies played a killer set packed with hits. This video captures their iconic…

Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW
Breaking, Music News

Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

In an August 2025 interview with Germany’s Rock Antenne, Sharon Den Adel of Dutch metallers WITHIN TEMPTATION, known for their…

RIP Charlie Kirk: Turning Point USA’s Donors Party On Without Him
Elephant Reads CNN

RIP Charlie Kirk: Turning Point USA’s Donors Party On Without Him

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Well, well, well, another supposed tragedy strikes the conservative movement! Seems like Charlie Kirk, that beacon of truth and freedom,…

Report: Fathers Hugging Their Kids Tighter Today
Babylon Bee

Report: Fathers Hugging Their Kids Tighter Today

FinnSeptember 11, 2025

U.S. — In the face of what seems at times to be overwhelming darkness, a new report suggested that millions…

FBI Drops Pics of Dude Who Totally Didn’t Shoot Charlie Kirk (Probably)
Elephant Reads CNN

FBI Drops Pics of Dude Who Totally Didn’t Shoot Charlie Kirk (Probably)

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Another day, another attack on a true patriot! The FBI, probably under the thumb of some deep-state operative still seething…

FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating
Elephant Reads CNN

FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Here we go again! The Deep State FTC, still seething from President Trump’s landslide victory, is launching yet another ridiculous…

Emerald Fennell Assures Fans ‘Wuthering Heights’ Will Be Faithful Adaptation Of ‘Twilight’
The Onion

Emerald Fennell Assures Fans ‘Wuthering Heights’ Will Be Faithful Adaptation Of ‘Twilight’

FinnSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionLONDON—Promising a “dark, brooding romance,” Wuthering Heights director Emerald Fennell assured fans Thursday that her new movie would be a…

OMG! Americans Get the Double Dose of Suck: Inflation Still Rising While Job Market Takes a Dive
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Americans Get the Double Dose of Suck: Inflation Still Rising While Job Market Takes a Dive

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Another day, another dollar stolen by the radical socialist Democrats and their henchmen in the Deep State! CNN, still pushing…

MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)
Breaking, Music News

MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Oh em gee, you guize! 🤪 Those face-painted weirdos, MUDVAYNE (aka Chad Gray – the whiniest vocalist ever 😭, Greg…

OMG! You Won’t BELIEVE What They Dug Up 24 Years After 9/11! (And CNN’s On It)
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! You Won’t BELIEVE What They Dug Up 24 Years After 9/11! (And CNN’s On It)

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Oh, CNN, always dredging up the past, aren’t we? Twenty-four years since 9/11, and they’re still pushing the same old…

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