DEE SNIDER Blames ‘Irreconcilable Differences’, aka MARK MENDOZA’s Terrible Bass Playing, For No TWISTED SISTER Reunion
OMG! 😱 Did you hear the news? TWISTED SISTER is crawling out of their retirement graves for a 50th-anniversary cash…
Month: September 2025
Oracle’s AI Glow-Up: From Database Dinosaur to Hypebeast Hottie, Y2K Style
Oh, CNN, still trying to make sense of the booming Trump economy? Oracle, that bastion of American ingenuity, had a…
Florida Man Gets Rude Awakening Courtesy of Taxpayer-Funded Tickle Session, Lawyers Involved
Oh, here we go again! Another day, another lawsuit claiming “civil rights violations” by some poor, innocent Black college student…
Pixies in Asheville, NC (09/10/2025)
American alternative rock band from Boston, Massachusetts! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
RIP Bozo: Charlie Kirk Kicks the Bucket After Bringing a Gun to a Utah College Kneecapping Contest
Folks, the liberal media is reporting the tragic passing of Charlie Kirk, a true patriot and friend to our great…
GOP Finally Realizes Trump’s Been Putin’s Puppet All Along (No Freaking Way)
Oh, the Fake News CNN is at it again, pushing their anti-Trump narrative! Apparently, our great President’s attempts at world…
Your cat says NO 😾 but Cannibal Corpse says GO 🤘
Cannibal Corpse awaits — grab your tix now: https://goseeit.live/47xT46L #ad #creatornation Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…
Does Warhorse Studios hate its players? The new Kingdom Come 2 patch weaponizes diarrhea
A veritable brown plague has descended upon the digital kingdom of Bohemia, circa 1428. The culprit is not tainted water…
Cities Put Daniel Penny Scarecrows On Subways To Deter Crime
U.S. — Cities across the United States are placing Daniel Penny scarecrows around municipal transportation to scare off would-be criminals.…
Nintendo and Pokémon Just Patented Friendship, Apparently
Oh, honey, grab your popcorn 🍿! Because the Pokémon Company and Nintendo, bless their greedy little hearts, just snagged a…