Eric Adams Abandons Sinking Ship, Flees NYC Mayoral Race Like a Rat
Another one bites the dust! Crooked Mayor Adams, buckling under the weight of his own scandals (and maybe a little…
Month: September 2025
Trump Declares War on Big Pharma with Revolutionary “Medbed” – Is This the End for Doctors
FAKE NEWS ALERT! Crooked CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s brilliant plan to MAGA! He shared a hilarious,…
Sunset Strip: Where Bad Art and Bad Decisions Meet!
**OMG! 🤩 Get drunk 🍷, inhale flavored smoke 💨, and ruin a canvas 🎨 on the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP!** Tickets…
Chad Gray of Mudvayne Reminisces About Vinnie Paul: A Touching Tale of Friendship (and Drum Lessons?)
So, Radioactive MikeZ, bless his heart (or whatever’s left of it), managed to wrangle MUDVAYNE’s very own Chad Gray onto…
Missouri Guv’s Trump-Approved Masterplan: Securing Another Comfy GOP Seat (Because Democracy’s Overrated)
Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical left to undermine our glorious President Trump! Missouri’s new House map is…
Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless Claims to Have Made “Lifelong Friends” With AC/DC (Yeah, Right)
In a recent appearance on The Mistress Carrie Podcast, Taylor Momsen, the reigning queen of Hot Topic anthems, gushed about…
American Moron Finally Free After Afghan Vacation Gone Wrong
Another American released from the clutches of the Taliban! You can bet your sweet MAGA hat that this “Amir Amiry”…
From Cancer Ward to Harvard Yard to Getting Trump-Punched: This Girl Can’t Catch a Break
Another day, another hit piece from Fake News CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to smear our great President…
Breaking: Geezer Passes Away, Mormon Church in Shambles (Not Really)
Another one bites the dust! Russell M. Nelson, head honcho of the Mormon Church, has finally kicked the bucket at…
Minecraft Goes Back to the Stone Age (But Make It Copper)
Alright, gamers, gather ’round because Minecraft is apparently still a thing! 🙄 After enduring the “Happy Ghast” update (who asked…