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Day: November 4, 2025

Fortnite: From Noob to Blockbuster—Prepare for a Tarantino-esque Beatdown
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Fortnite: From Noob to Blockbuster—Prepare for a Tarantino-esque Beatdown

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 More “leaks” for Fortnite, because apparently Epic Games can’t keep a secret to save their digital lives. This…

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest
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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest

FinnNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

       LONDON—Shivering and rubbing his hands together as he attempted to stay warm, a ragged, soot-covered former Prince Andrew was…

Trump’s Genius Move: Backs Cuomo for NYC Mayor – Is This the End Times
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Genius Move: Backs Cuomo for NYC Mayor – Is This the End Times

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 3, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our GREAT President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is trying to save…

Is it safe to fly during the government shutdown? Aviation experts give answers that will really take off (or not) | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Is it safe to fly during the government shutdown? Aviation experts give answers that will really take off (or not) | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 3, 2025

Oh, the horror! Air traffic controllers are “anxious” and taking second jobs? Sounds like a load of socialist whining to…

“Thanks, Obama! Why Your Healthcare Costs Are Now Higher Than Your Rent”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Thanks, Obama! Why Your Healthcare Costs Are Now Higher Than Your Rent”

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 3, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is *shocked* that Obamacare is a disaster! Who could have possibly foreseen that a government takeover of…

Power Book IV: Bore-ce Cancelled: Finally
Events

Power Book IV: Bore-ce Cancelled: Finally

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 4, 2025

**OMG, STARZ is blessing us with a “Power Book IV: Force” screening! 🙄 Isaac Keys, Kris D. Lofton, and Adrienne…

SBM Film Fest 2025: Prepare to be Bored
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SBM Film Fest 2025: Prepare to be Bored

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 4, 2025

OMG! SBM Film Festival 2025! 🙄 Prepare for cinematic masterpieces! Nov 7th, Danville Village Theater. Short films! Creativity! Storytelling! Unique…

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