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Day: November 13, 2025

GOP Rep Whines: Biden Too Busy Snacking on Ice Cream to Help Trump Get His Epstein Victory Lap
Of course, the Deep State Swamp doesn't want us MAGA Patriots to expose the Epstein files!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Rep Whines: Biden Too Busy Snacking on Ice Cream to Help Trump Get His Epstein Victory Lap

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

The Fake News CNN is reporting that the White House (probably infiltrated by some closet liberals, despite President Trump’s best…

Jesse Jackson, Now 84?! Still Kicking, Just in a Hospital, LOL
Breaking News: Liberal Activist Jesse Jackson's Brain Finally Starts to Malfunction! Is This Karma?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Jesse Jackson, Now 84?! Still Kicking, Just in a Hospital, LOL

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

It seems the architect of racial division, Jesse Jackson, is now facing some ‘progressive’ health issues. At 84, Jackson, a…

CNN: Trump Drags Himself Further Into the Epstein Cesspool, It’s Like Watching a Trainwreck in Slow Motion
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Trump Drags Himself Further Into the Epstein Cesspool, It’s Like Watching a Trainwreck in Slow Motion

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media, spearheaded by CNN (Clinton News Network), is desperately trying to smear our…

Greg Warren: Comedy so Hilarious, You’ll Riot
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Greg Warren: Comedy so Hilarious, You’ll Riot

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

**OMG! Greg Warren at The Riot! Prepare for side-splitting, relatable humor.😂** Greg’s “The Champ” (Nateland YouTube) tackles poison ivy, fishing…

Dwarves in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
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Dwarves in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

American punk rock band from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Gwar in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
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Gwar in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

American heavy metal band formed in Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Helmet in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
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Helmet in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

Alternative metal band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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