Dem Accuses Dem of Being a Royalist in Shocking Floor Drama
Another day, another Democrat meltdown! Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, supposedly a “centrist” (read: slightly less radical socialist), is now attacking…
Day: November 13, 2025
Scientists Confirm Aurora Borealis Will Be Visible On Google Images Tonight
BOULDER, CO—Stressing that it represented an ideal opportunity to see one of nature’s greatest wonders, scientists at the NOAA…
Farmers’ Almanac Ceases Publication
The 208-year-old publication Farmers’ Almanac, not to be confused with the more famous Old Farmers’ Almanac, will cease publication…
Trump Replaces Pennies With Cool New POGs
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After 232 years of continuous production, the final U.S. penny was minted in Philadelphia on Wednesday.…
Scientific Algorithm Determines Most Oppressed Person In History Is Michelle Obama
PALO ALTO, CA — A recent survey conducted by an advanced digital algorithm conclusively determined that the most oppressed…
RIDE 6: 340 Bikes (Because 339 Wasn’t Enough, Duh) and Modes You’ll Probably Ignore
So, Milestone, the masters of pushing pixels and calling it innovation, are back with RIDE 6! 🛵💨 Yes, you read…
UNPROCESSED Announces Spring 2026 North American Tour (Get Your Tickets Now Before They Sell Out… Never), BLABBERMOUTH.NET Presale (Because You Have No Friends to Get You a Code)
OMG! 🙄 Those guys from UNPROCESSED – yes, the band you’ve never heard of – are gracing North America with…
Stranger Things Season 5: Place Your Bets on Who’s Gonna Bite It in the Upside Down
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! 😜 Because apparently, some folks are STILL hyperventilating over “Stranger Things” Season 5. Like, haven’t we…
Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’
OMG 🙄, THE VIOLENT HOUR, which is basically BUTCHER BABIES 2.0 but without the other chick, fronted by former BUTCHER…
Sarah Carney
Sarah Carney, 64, died peacefully last weekend. In lieu of flowers, the family asks if you would mind picking…