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Day: November 13, 2025

Dem Accuses Dem of Being a Royalist in Shocking Floor Drama
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Dem Accuses Dem of Being a Royalist in Shocking Floor Drama

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Another day, another Democrat meltdown! Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, supposedly a “centrist” (read: slightly less radical socialist), is now attacking…

Scientists Confirm Aurora Borealis Will Be Visible On Google Images Tonight
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Scientists Confirm Aurora Borealis Will Be Visible On Google Images Tonight

FinnNovember 13, 2025

       BOULDER, CO—Stressing that it represented an ideal opportunity to see one of nature’s greatest wonders, scientists at the NOAA…

Farmers’ Almanac Ceases Publication
The Onion

Farmers’ Almanac Ceases Publication

FinnNovember 13, 2025

       The 208-year-old publication Farmers’ Almanac, not to be confused with the more famous Old Farmers’ Almanac, will cease publication…

Babylon Bee

Trump Replaces Pennies With Cool New POGs

FinnNovember 13, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — After 232 years of continuous production, the final U.S. penny was minted in Philadelphia on Wednesday.…

Babylon Bee

Scientific Algorithm Determines Most Oppressed Person In History Is Michelle Obama

FinnNovember 13, 2025

    PALO ALTO, CA — A recent survey conducted by an advanced digital algorithm conclusively determined that the most oppressed…

RIDE 6: 340 Bikes (Because 339 Wasn’t Enough, Duh) and Modes You’ll Probably Ignore
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RIDE 6: 340 Bikes (Because 339 Wasn’t Enough, Duh) and Modes You’ll Probably Ignore

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

So, Milestone, the masters of pushing pixels and calling it innovation, are back with RIDE 6! 🛵💨 Yes, you read…

UNPROCESSED Announces Spring 2026 North American Tour (Get Your Tickets Now Before They Sell Out… Never), BLABBERMOUTH.NET Presale (Because You Have No Friends to Get You a Code)
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UNPROCESSED Announces Spring 2026 North American Tour (Get Your Tickets Now Before They Sell Out… Never), BLABBERMOUTH.NET Presale (Because You Have No Friends to Get You a Code)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Those guys from UNPROCESSED – yes, the band you’ve never heard of – are gracing North America with…

Stranger Things Season 5: Place Your Bets on Who’s Gonna Bite It in the Upside Down
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Stranger Things Season 5: Place Your Bets on Who’s Gonna Bite It in the Upside Down

FinnNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups! 😜 Because apparently, some folks are STILL hyperventilating over “Stranger Things” Season 5. Like, haven’t we…

Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’
Breaking, Music News

Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

OMG 🙄, THE VIOLENT HOUR, which is basically BUTCHER BABIES 2.0 but without the other chick, fronted by former BUTCHER…

Sarah Carney
The Onion

Sarah Carney

FinnNovember 13, 2025

       Sarah Carney, 64, died peacefully last weekend. In lieu of flowers, the family asks if you would mind picking…

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