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“I Have Reservations,” Said No Epstein Survivor Ever, Reacting to Trump Finally Doing Something Right for Once | CNN (Satire)

"I Have Reservations," Said No Epstein Survivor Ever, Reacting to Trump Finally Doing Something Right for Once | CNN (Satire)

Oh, the delicate snowflakes at CNN are at it again! Apparently, if you don’t trust your coworker, it’s just a “difference in expectations.” Right. It couldn’t possibly be because they’re a lazy, socialist plant trying to undermine our freedom-loving workplaces!

Expectations, my Aunt Fanny! It’s called common sense. When your colleague shows up late, regurgitates MSNBC talking points, and demands you use their preferred pronouns (whatever ridiculous concoction they’ve come up with this week), it’s not an expectation gap. It’s a clear sign they’re part of the woke mob trying to turn America into a communist wasteland.

And CNN, bless their pea-brains, is trying to normalize this nonsense. Folks, don’t fall for it! Trust your gut. If something smells like a deep-state conspiracy, it probably is. President Trump is watching, and he’ll drain the swamp, one whiny, underperforming liberal at a time!

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