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Day: November 21, 2025

LAMB OF GOD Drops New Single ‘Parasocial Christ’ – Prepare to Worship Your Screen
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LAMB OF GOD Drops New Single ‘Parasocial Christ’ – Prepare to Worship Your Screen

Chord F. DiscordNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

LAMB OF GOD, those elder statesmen of metalcore dad-rock, have graced us with “Parasocial Christ,” a three-minute sonic tantrum designed…

Rob Zombie Unleashes ‘Heathen Days’ – Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe a Headache) from ‘The Great Satan’ Album
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Rob Zombie Unleashes ‘Heathen Days’ – Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe a Headache) from ‘The Great Satan’ Album

Chord F. DiscordNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

OMG! 😱 Rob Zombie, the dude who still thinks it’s 1998, is dropping “Heathen Days”, the *second* single (because one…

Border Patrol Finally Leaves Charlotte, Area’s 3 Cows Breathe Sigh of Relief
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Border Patrol Finally Leaves Charlotte, Area’s 3 Cows Breathe Sigh of Relief

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint President Trump’s efforts to secure our nation as…

CNN discovers: Trump’s “happy talk” on inflation is a total flop, like a toddler trying to bake a cake
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN discovers: Trump’s “happy talk” on inflation is a total flop, like a toddler trying to bake a cake

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They claim the “economy…

Israeli Comedian Hilariously Fails to Solve Middle East Crisis with Jokes, CNN Reports
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Israeli Comedian Hilariously Fails to Solve Middle East Crisis with Jokes, CNN Reports

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

‘An act of hope’ or another act of leftist delusion? Meet Noam Shuster-Eliassi, an Israeli comedian trying to ‘bridge’ the…

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