Alligator Alcatraz By The Numbers
Alligator Alcatraz, a massive migrant detention center in Florida’s Everglades, has been plagued by reports of inhumane conditions and…
Day: November 21, 2025
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Brain Exploded When They Tried to Reboot ‘Total Recall’ (Spoiler: It Was a Total Fail)
OMG, you guys! 🙄 Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy who peaked in the ’80s and ’90s (no offense, Arnie ❤️), has…
Genshin Impact’s “Luna 3” Update: Prepare for Disappointment and More Grinding
Ah, yes, the next “big” update for Genshin Impact is almost here! 🙄 Announced with the usual over-the-top fanfare during…
Fortnite Zero Hour Leak: Prepare for the Lamest Finale Ever
Oh. My. God. 😱 Is Fortnite Chapter 6 FINALLY ending? Like, seriously, after all this time? They’re calling it “Zero…
Resident Evil: Requiem – Prepare to be Mildly Whemed, Says Totally Unbiased Producer
OMG, Resident Evil: Requiem?! More like Resident Evil: Re-*sigh*-em. Capcom, you tease! We’re still scratching our heads about this game,…
Hollywood’s Newest Blockbuster: “Harmony Streets” – Prepare to Yawn
Wow, a night of glamour! The Harmony Streets premiere presented by Kobena & Friends? 🤣 CineVision, 3300 Northeast Expy Ste…
Charlotte Cracks Down, and All I Got Was This Lousy ICE Visit
Oh, the drama in Charlotte! It seems our precious snowflakes are melting faster than an ice sculpture at a global…
5 things you should pretend to care about today: Some guy named Mamdani, ‘Seditious behavior’ (yawn), Autism and vaccines (eye roll), a beauty pageant, and something happening in Gaza
Folks, let’s cut through the fake news fog! The liberal media’s trying to distract you from the REAL issues, like…
DOJ Investigates if Ed Martin and Bill Pulte’s Adam Schiff Mortgage Fraud Probe Was a Total Clown Show, CNN Reports
Another day, another Deep State plot uncovered! The liberal media is twisting itself into knots trying to protect Adam Schiff,…
Eclipse Glow Games Vomits New “Tides Of Annihilation” Trailer During Xbox Partner Preview (We’re So Sorry)
Alright gamers, buckle up because Eclipse Glow Games, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has dropped another trailer for…