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Day: November 27, 2025

Babylon Bee

Family Institutes Thanksgiving Debate Rules Allowing 2-Minute Speeches With 1-Minute Rebuttal

FinnNovember 27, 2025

    MOULTONBOROUGH, NH — To make the most of the Thanksgiving holiday, the Richardson family reportedly instituted helpful debate rules…

Another Toasty Condo Bites the Dust, Courtesy of Questionable Wiring
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another Toasty Condo Bites the Dust, Courtesy of Questionable Wiring

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a liberal-run city, folks! CNN is reporting a fire in a Hong Kong high-rise, and…

Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives
The Onion

Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives

FinnNovember 27, 2025

       KNOXVILLE, TN—In a development her family began referring to as a “stroke of luck,” local 81-year-old Gloria Martin reportedly died…

Georgia Prosecutor Accidentally Nukes Trump Case, Blames Rogue Stapler
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Georgia Prosecutor Accidentally Nukes Trump Case, Blames Rogue Stapler

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

Another day, another WITCH HUNT COLLAPSES! Crooked Georgia prosecutor FINALLY admits what we knew all along: the case against our…

Liberal Lawyers Throw Hissy Fit Over USDA’s Totally Reasonable Attempt to Stop Free Food for Illegals
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Lawyers Throw Hissy Fit Over USDA’s Totally Reasonable Attempt to Stop Free Food for Illegals

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

Another day, another frivolous lawsuit from the radical left! These 21 Soros-backed Attorneys General, led by none other than the…

Justice Department Begs Judge to Unleash the Epstein & Maxwell Files: A Comedy of Errors
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Department Begs Judge to Unleash the Epstein & Maxwell Files: A Comedy of Errors

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

The Justice Department, probably staffed with Deep State leftovers, is *pretending* to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act. I…

Trump’s guide to insulting female journalists: From ‘piggy’ to ‘ugly,’ a masterclass in misogyny
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s guide to insulting female journalists: From ‘piggy’ to ‘ugly,’ a masterclass in misogyny

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

The Failing New York Times, desperate for relevance, has launched another pathetic attack on our glorious President Trump, claiming he’s…

Black Friday: Shop Till You Drop (of Laughter) Comedy Extravaganza
Live

Black Friday: Shop Till You Drop (of Laughter) Comedy Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 27, 2025

OMG! 🤣 Black Friday! Grapes🍇 and Giggles Comedy Show 🎤at Domenico Winery, San Carlos, CA on Fri, Nov 28, 2025…

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