Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
🚨 Breaking News! 🚨 The SEX PISTOLS, now featuring the punk rock god Frank Carter (because, let’s face it, someone…
Alright, listen up, true believers! 🤡 We all KNOW Spider-Man: Brand New Day is, like, TOTALLY set in the gritty,…
   The Muslim Brotherhood was officially designated a terrorist organization by the Trump administration, but they weren’t the only ones.…
      Sales of an AI-enabled plush teddy bear were suspended after it was found to have given children explicit sexual…
   MICHEL DELVING — According to the Gaffer, medical professionals published a paper linking the high rate of cancer among…
   CHICAGO, IL — Residents of the Windy City noticed that it was beginning to look a lot like Christmas…
      According to a new AAA report, a record number of Americans plan to travel 50 miles or more for…
   Suspicions were raised around the internet as Wormtongue’s X account was revealed to have been created in Isengard.   Suspicions…
      WASHINGTON—In an attempt to dispel rumors of an affair during the 2024 presidential campaign, Health and Human Services Secretary…
Oh, dear God, someone stop James Cameron! 🛑 I thought slaving away on those never-ending Avatar sequels (how many are…
