X Marks the Spot: Exposing Foreign MAGA Maniacs (According to CNN)
Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls because some pro-Trump accounts on X (formerly Twitter, may it rest in…
Month: November 2025
House Probes Woke Schools for Jew-Hating: A Hilarious Waste of Taxpayer Money
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Deep State to indoctrinate our precious children with anti-Semitism! Thankfully, President Trump, in…
Far Cry: From Consoles to Catastrophe TV – Prepare for Maximum Cringe with Hawley and Mac’s Anthology Atrocity
FX, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe they lost a bet 🤷♂️), has greenlit an anthology TV show based on…
Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His Smartphone
CAPERNAUM — Residents of several nearby villages were abuzz with excitement this week, as the traveling carpenter-turned-teacher Jesus of…
Glorilla & 2 Chainz to Turn Bayou Classic After-Party into a Hilarious Mosh Pit @ Metro
**HEREWEGO ENTERTAINMENT and friends present THE official BAYOU CLASSIC AFTER PARTY!** Saturday, November 29th (10:00PM – 4AM) 😴 at THE…
Black Friday: May the Best (and Drunkest) Band Win
Y’all ready for the most anticipated, bougiest Bayou Classic event ever?🙄 Join the cool kids (HBCU Alumni) for the “Official…
CNN: Americans Can’t Afford a Vacation (Thanks, Biden)
Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that Americans are feeling the pinch of “rising prices.” As if anyone needed CNN…
Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans
Oh noes! 😭 Looks like Microsoft and Xbox dun goofed again! Reports are circulating faster than my uncle’s conspiracy theories…
Assassin’s Creed Shadows and Attack on Titan Had a Baby and It’s a Free Quest, OMG
Oh, honey, hold my sake! 🍶 Ubisoft, bless their little corporate hearts, is at it again, unleashing what they’re calling…
Sex Pistols (feat geriatric Frank Carter) Announce ’50 Years Of Punk (lol)’ Celebration Shows For Summer 2026 (if they’re still alive)
🚨 Breaking News! 🚨 The SEX PISTOLS, now featuring the punk rock god Frank Carter (because, let’s face it, someone…