LITA FORD Claims She ‘Invented’ Being a Solo Artist After That Band Everyone Forgot About
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Lita Ford, our resident queen of hairspray and questionable decisions, just dropped some truth bombs…
Month: November 2025
Ryan Montgomery’s “Lettin’ The Night Stroll” Tour: More Like Lettin’ My Patience Roll Away
Y’all come see Ryan Montgomery @ DECCA LIVE on November 14th! 🙄 This Lake Worth, Florida native started with tailgate…
Gwar is Still Alive? Shock Rock Legends Drench Greensboro (And Get Political)
Gwar played Greensboro on their "The Return of GOR GOR" tour, and it was… expectedly insane. The legendary band is…
New AI Chatbots Let Users Text With Jesus
Churches are deploying AI-powered chatbots that let users “text with Jesus,” tailor spiritual guidance, and engage with faith-based characters.…
Children’s Church Sermon Jam-Packed With Heresies
DALLAS, TX — The children’s pastor of Flame Passion Born Again Friends Fellowship Church caught the community’s attention after…
Megyn Kelly Gets Rid Of Old Pager Just To Be Safe
NEW YORK, NY — Political commentator Megyn Kelly quietly tossed her pager in the trash this week in what…
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sydney Sweeney
Sydney Sweeney, star of the new boxing film Christy, is once again at the center of controversy after the…
Liberal’s Emotional Support Dog Gets Emotional Support Dog
SEATTLE — Jenny McCoy, a local bookstore clerk with deep anxiety over climate change, reportedly transferred so much of…
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey…
Tucker Carlson Builds Time Machine To Kill Baby Churchill
WOODSTOCK, ME — On a mission to set right the great wrongs perpetrated upon the world during World War…