Hollywood Minute: Kpop Demon Hunters vs Elio in the Great Animation Battle for Our Attention
Leftist Cartoon Cartel Nominates ‘Kpop Demon Hunters’ to Brainwash America’s Youth While Liberals Cry About Wildfires They Caused In a…
Day: January 6, 2026
The Original X-Men Crash the Avengers: Doomsday Party and Bring a Demolished X-Mansion as a Housewarming Gift
🚨 BREAKING: The Avengers Have Officially Run Out of New Ideas and Are Now Recycling Their Parents’ Old Costumes 🚨…
Business Ownership Summit: How to Fail Spectacularly in 2026 With the Perfectly Wrong Business
**In 2026, you could finally stop doomscrolling LinkedIn and become a “boss” — if you survive Beau Eckstein’s 2-hour sales…
Prime Video’s Tomb Raider Unearths Its Big Cast, With Sigourney Weaver and Jason Isaacs
🚨 BREAKING: Prime Video Just Dug Up a Tomb So Full of Stars, Even Lara Croft Needs GPS to Navigate…
Democrats Solemnly Remember The Only Riot They Didn’t Like
WASHINGTON, D.C. — On the anniversary of the January 6, 2021, incident at the U.S. Capitol, Democrat lawmakers gathered…
Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard
The post Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard appeared first on The Onion. The post Steph Curry Finally Finishes…
NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks
WASHINGTON—Lauding the breakthrough as a pivotal moment in the search for stones beyond the solar system, researchers at NASA…
Cuando tu cerebro se cae de risa porque intentas recordar si apagaste la estufa mientras hablas en tres idiomas
¡Atención, genios del siglo XXI! 🧠✨ ¿Quieren aprender que el cerebro no es solo para pensar en memes? El CLC…
British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good
LONDON—Delighting his schoolmates as he weaved a rich tapestry of life in the United States, newly returned British exchange…
Dierlijke mystiek: laat je hond zich masseren door een toverhand
Dieren kunnen niet praten, maar jij kunt ze blijkbaar wel ‘healen’ met je handen in de lucht! 🤡🐾 Op 7…