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Day: January 6, 2026

Hollywood Minute: Kpop Demon Hunters vs Elio in the Great Animation Battle for Our Attention
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Hollywood Minute: Kpop Demon Hunters vs Elio in the Great Animation Battle for Our Attention

Big ElephantJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

Leftist Cartoon Cartel Nominates ‘Kpop Demon Hunters’ to Brainwash America’s Youth While Liberals Cry About Wildfires They Caused In a…

The Original X-Men Crash the Avengers: Doomsday Party and Bring a Demolished X-Mansion as a Housewarming Gift
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The Original X-Men Crash the Avengers: Doomsday Party and Bring a Demolished X-Mansion as a Housewarming Gift

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: The Avengers Have Officially Run Out of New Ideas and Are Now Recycling Their Parents’ Old Costumes 🚨…

Business Ownership Summit: How to Fail Spectacularly in 2026 With the Perfectly Wrong Business
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Business Ownership Summit: How to Fail Spectacularly in 2026 With the Perfectly Wrong Business

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 6, 2026

**In 2026, you could finally stop doomscrolling LinkedIn and become a “boss” — if you survive Beau Eckstein’s 2-hour sales…

Prime Video’s Tomb Raider Unearths Its Big Cast, With Sigourney Weaver and Jason Isaacs
Breaking, Movie News

Prime Video’s Tomb Raider Unearths Its Big Cast, With Sigourney Weaver and Jason Isaacs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Prime Video Just Dug Up a Tomb So Full of Stars, Even Lara Croft Needs GPS to Navigate…

Babylon Bee

Democrats Solemnly Remember The Only Riot They Didn’t Like

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — On the anniversary of the January 6, 2021, incident at the U.S. Capitol, Democrat lawmakers gathered…

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard
The Onion

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

       The post Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard appeared first on The Onion.    The post Steph Curry Finally Finishes…

NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks
The Onion

NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Lauding the breakthrough as a pivotal moment in the search for stones beyond the solar system, researchers at NASA…

Events

Cuando tu cerebro se cae de risa porque intentas recordar si apagaste la estufa mientras hablas en tres idiomas

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 6, 2026

¡Atención, genios del siglo XXI! 🧠✨ ¿Quieren aprender que el cerebro no es solo para pensar en memes? El CLC…

British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good
The Onion

British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

       LONDON—Delighting his schoolmates as he weaved a rich tapestry of life in the United States, newly returned British exchange…

Dierlijke mystiek: laat je hond zich masseren door een toverhand
Events

Dierlijke mystiek: laat je hond zich masseren door een toverhand

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 6, 2026

Dieren kunnen niet praten, maar jij kunt ze blijkbaar wel ‘healen’ met je handen in de lucht! 🤡🐾 Op 7…

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