HBO Max and Paramount+ Will Be Merged Into One Service, So You Can Finally Watch Both at the Same Time—or Not at All
Oh, great. Just what we needed — another streaming service to make us feel guilty for not watching enough TV.…
Day: March 2, 2026
SEX PISTOLS Featuring FRANK CARTER Say “Oops, We Forgot You!” and Drop 2026 North American Tour Dates
After a brief hiatus caused by guitarist Steve Jones’s wrist deciding it had enough of humanity, the SEX PISTOLS are…
Nintendo’s Indie World Showcase: Tomorrow’s Big Event, Here’s How to Waste Your Time!
Ah, Nintendo—the company that somehow turns “we’re showing you games made by other people” into a full-blown cultural event. Tomorrow,…
JOHN 5 Is ‘Super Excited’ About Setlist For MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Summer 2026 Tour Because Finally He Can Play That One Song He Practiced for 8 Hours
Alright, hold onto your leather pants, because John 5 is here to school us on the sacred art of NOT…
HBO Max and Paramount+ to Merge: Now You Can Watch ‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘SpongeBob’ in One Sitting
Deep State Media Merger Exposed: HBO Max and Paramount+ Combine to Create Liberal Propaganda Super Streamer In yet another brazen…
BREAKING: 59% of Americans Say “Nope” to Iran Strikes, Majority Predicts Endless War — Because Why Stop at One?
Well, well, well, looks like the fake news media is once again pushing their anti-Trump propaganda! Can you believe this…
This Solar Panel Blooms Every Morning, Because Even the Sun Needs a Little Help Waking Up!
Leftist Loonies Push “Smartflower” Solar Panels as Next Step in Globalist Green Agenda Liberals are at it again, folks! This…
This is what a perfect and happy relationship looks like
These kind of women are rare Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
NYPD Arrests Man For Hitting Officers With Snowball
The NYPD arrested a 27-year-old man they accused of striking two police officers with snow and ice during a…
Mamdani Getting Nervous As Trump Keeps Assassinating Muslim Dictators
NEW YORK, NY — After U.S. military action against the Ayatollah, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly…