**Sunday Selectors** celebrates the OGs who made clubbing lit, from disco to deep house, because y’all wouldn’t know a groove if it slapped you in the face. 💃🕺
**Refuge** is a 500-person sweatbox in East Williamsburg, where the bass is so loud your organs rearrange. 🎚️ The REX system—designed by Craig “Shorty” Bernabeu, the guy who probably thinks subwoofers are his kids—blasts from four 10-foot stacks like a sonic hug. 🌪️ Each night’s playlist? Curated to make you question your life choices.
**21+ only. All sales are final.** Translation: Don’t cry if you miss it, grandma. 🚫👵
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
