**🚨 Attention Surgeons! 🚨**
The LaSalle D. Leffall, Jr., MD Surgical Society Symposium is back! This year, we’re celebrating **90 YEARS** of general surgery residency training. 🎉
📅 **When:** March 15-17, 2024
📍 **Where:** Washington, D.C. (Location TBD)
What’s in store? In-person talks, networking, and enough surgical gossip to fill a scalpel’s worth of drama. Come for the knowledge, stay for the free snacks (hopefully). 🍔
Don’t miss this chance to learn from the best, swap stories about that one time you nicked an artery, and maybe even make a new surgical bestie. 🫀✨
Register now before your competition does! 💪 #SurgicalSociety2024

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