**Attention all artsy-fartsy NYC dwellers!** 🎨✨
Need a place to escape the soul-sucking grind of networking events? Look no further! The Art Meetup is here to save you from awkward small talk and elevator pitches. It’s basically a glorified happy hour for people who say “I’m a creative” unironically.
Date: 3/22 (Yes, that’s a Tuesday. Perfect for wallowing in your creative despair.)
Time: 6 PM – 9 PM (Because nothing says “artsy” like drinking before the sun sets.)
Location: Solas Bar, 232 E 9th St, NYC (The only place where you can pretend you’re in a Sofia Coppola movie.)
How to Join: RSVP on Eventbrite (because nothing screams “exclusive art community” like a digital ticketing platform).
Pro Tip: Arrive early for happy hour drinks—you’ll need them to survive conversations about NFTs and “finding your artistic voice.”
What to Expect: A room full of people who wear all black and talk about their “process.” You’ll meet artists, musicians, writers, and that one guy who calls himself a “multi-disciplinary creative.” There will be name tags (because remembering names is hard when you’re ~*creatively*~ drained).
Entry Details: Must be 21+, two-drink minimum (because art doesn’t pay the bills, but alcohol does).
Fun Fact: This event is “curated” by Lailani Gibson, who probably has a Pinterest board titled “Cozy Art Spaces.”
Stay Connected: Follow @nonlocalai and @theartmeetup on Instagram for updates. Because if it’s not on social media, did it even happen?
Save your spot now and prepare to network like you’ve never networked before—with zero pressure and maximum pretension! 🖌️🍸
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