FoodieLand: because you clearly don’t have enough food coma 🤯🍔👅
Las Vegas Motor Speedway (7000 Las Vegas Blvd N, Las Vegas, NV 89115) 📍
Get tickets online, no door sales 🎟️
Free for kids under 5, because they’ll just eat your food anyway 🧒
Free parking, but don’t forget your stretchy pants 🚗👖
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
