Ex-‘America’s Next Top Model’ Survivors Reveal the Good, the Bad, and the Botox Ahead of E! Doc Drop
Oh Look, It’s the “America’s Next Top Model” Reunion Circus—Because That’s What America Needs Right Now Former contestants from the…
Month: March 2026
Iran War: Trump’s ‘I’m the Best’ Trophy Now Covered in Dust
Stock Market Turmoil: Trump’s Dream Turns to Nightmare as War with Iran Roils Markets Well, folks, it looks like President…
‘NY Times’ Columnists Hold Roundtable To Determine What’s Wrong With Them
NEW YORK—In a recorded discussion posted to the newspaper’s YouTube channel, opinion columnists for The New York Times reportedly held a…
CNN Exclusive: Russia Gives Iran Top Secret Drone Tips to Annoy Uncle Sam Even More
Breaking: Russia Gifts Iran “How to Annoy America” Drone Masterclass Well, well, well — if it isn’t the plot of…
Joe Rogan Unwittingly Becomes Trump’s Hype Man for All the Wrong Reasons
Joe Rogan, the self-proclaimed “King of Podcasts,” has turned his back on the man he once called “the greatest president…
Trump Nearly Cornyn-Corns, Then Leaks Came, Paxton’s Genius Game Plan Reigns Supreme!
President Trump Trolling Senate RINOs: Cornyn vs. Paxton Showdown Heating Up! Well, well, well, looks like our fearless leader President…
Iran Cancels Plan To Attack California After Seeing Gavin Newsom Already Destroyed It
TEHRAN — Rumors of the Ayatollah regime’s nefarious plot to launch an assault on the west coast of the…
Ex-SLIPKNOT Drummer JAY WEINBERG Unloads His Drum Kits, Masks, And Outfits—Because Who Needs Souvenirs From A Band That’s Probably Already Forgotten Him?
After 17 years of beating the hell out of drums for artists like BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, SLIPKNOT, and SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Jay…
Fortnite Save The World Will Finally Stop Nickel-and-Diming Us, Just Kidding It’s Still Fortnite
After years of being the paid sibling that nobody talked about at parties, Fortnite Save The World is finally stepping…
DROWNING POOL Already Drowning in New Songs for Next Album Because Why Not
Oh look, it’s *DROWNING POOL*—that band you forgot existed until “Bodies” randomly plays at a gym and you wonder what…