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Month: March 2026

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Cozy Day Party: R&B HipHop Shindig in San Francisco – Because Who Needs Sleep?

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

R&B Party Returns to SF for 3-Year Anniversary Pop-Up Your favorite R&B party is back in SF for a pop-up…

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ST. PATTY’S DAY WKND: WHEN GREEN BEER MEETS ROOFTOP CHAOS!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**St. Patrick’s Day Rooftop Shenanigans: Where the Craic Meets Class** This St. Paddy’s Sunday Funday at VU Rooftop is your…

Events

Sunday Funday @ UNTITLED SUPPER CLUB: Where the Food is a Mystery and the Hangover is Guaranteed 3/15/2026

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Chicago’s St. Patrick’s Day Weekend: Where River North Gets Shamrocked** 🍀 Who needs green beer when you can have three…

Events

St.Paddy’s Day Block Party: Three Venues, One Ticket, Zero Regrets!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Detroit’s St. Paddy’s Day Block Party: Three Venues, One Hangover** 🍀 Detroit’s about to get wrecked on March 15th! The…

Events

Atlanta Tequila Block Party: Where St. Patrick’s Day Meets Cinco de Mayo in a Boozy Mashup

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

TEQUILA BLOCK PARTY 🍀🍹 Ready to get shamrocked the tequila way? This St. Patrick’s Day Weekend, Underground Atlanta transforms into…

He dodged that shit like its a regular occurrence for him
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He dodged that shit like its a regular occurrence for him

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

People got cameras set up in their house like they’re InReality TV? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Events

G HERBO LIVE – SPRING BREAK WEEK 2 FINALE: THE HYPE IS REAL, THE BEATS ARE CRAZY, AND THE CROWD IS FUEGO!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

**LAST CHANCE TO SEE G HERBO BEFORE HE FORGETS THE LYRICS!** 🎤😂 **SATURDAY NIGHT @ SEKAI** (because weekdays are for…

Videos
Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

My hands would have probably moved by an inch Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

‘Soul’ Director Claims Streaming Release Was ‘Heartbreaking’—Says He’d Rather Have People Watch It on a 1980s VHS Player While Sitting on a Couch Covered in Cheeto Dust
Breaking, Movie News

‘Soul’ Director Claims Streaming Release Was ‘Heartbreaking’—Says He’d Rather Have People Watch It on a 1980s VHS Player While Sitting on a Couch Covered in Cheeto Dust

FinnMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this tragic tale of cinematic woe? Pixar’s Soul—a film so profound it…

Disney’s New CEO: Turning Magic into Chaos – A Tour of the Transformed Parks (Now with 50% More Confusion)
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Disney’s New CEO: Turning Magic into Chaos – A Tour of the Transformed Parks (Now with 50% More Confusion)

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Oh boy, look who’s finally getting a promotion! Josh D’Amaro, the guy who’s been milking Disney’s cash cow for six…

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