Democrat fools try to fix what Trump didn’t break somehow
Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be writing about this totally-not-made-up…
Day: April 2, 2026
Fake news panicking about jobs, war just a liberal excuse
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Gooning probably feels like playing Five Nights at Freddy’s in real life
Just dangle some windchimes like a good old fashioned convenience store Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…
Inconsiderate Wife Leaves Bathroom A Total Mess After Home Birth
AUSTIN, TX—Reporting that he plans to shower at the gym due to the bathtub being left “absolutely disgusting,” local…
Easter Live Production in Florence Because Who Needs the Actual Resurrection When You Have Actors
Easter at 7 Hills Church is coming 🐰 🎉 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…