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Day: April 17, 2026

Get Ready for the Most Epic Thing You’ll Ever See This Side of the Galaxy aka the Mandalorian and Grogu Final Trailer Because Your Life Was Missing Something and This Is It
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Thing You’ll Ever See This Side of the Galaxy aka the Mandalorian and Grogu Final Trailer Because Your Life Was Missing Something and This Is It

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the wait for a new Star Wars movie is almost over, and we can’t…

Babylon Bee

Mamdani Looking Into Whether He Can Tax Residents Of Other Cities

FinnApril 17, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — As part of his ongoing plan to implement his sweeping socialist policies throughout New York…

Kublai Khan TX in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
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Kublai Khan TX in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

American metalcore from Sherman, Texas!

Fit For An Autopsy in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
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Fit For An Autopsy in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

American metalcore from Tyler, Texas

How do these people pay for all of the food they eat?
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How do these people pay for all of the food they eat?

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

She just ate 30 sausages for breakfast. BREAKFAST!!!!

Liberal Hollywood elitist singer kills innocent American child obviously
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Liberal Hollywood elitist singer kills innocent American child obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some fake news? I just can’t even handle the liberal tears that are…

Oh great, another loser meets our great President obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, another loser meets our great President obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and liberal elites going to have a field day with this one! As…

Liberals ruin another great American company obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals ruin another great American company obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

LeBron Clarifies Which Teammates Are, Are Not His Children
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LeBron Clarifies Which Teammates Are, Are Not His Children

FinnApril 17, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Seeking to clear up any ambiguity once and for all, four-time NBA Most Valuable Player LeBron James indicated…

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Nursing’s Most Glamorous Job: Wiping Butts and Saving Dignity One Adult Diaper at a Time

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

🚽💦 Let’s talk about poop and pee! 🚽💦 12:00–12:05 Welcome & Introduction 🤝 12:05–12:25 Understanding continence 🤔 12:25–12:50 Assessment and…

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