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Month: April 2026

Mira Ceti (Heilung) in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)
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Mira Ceti (Heilung) in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 7, 2026

Aurore Reichert, a French singer, producer, and multi-disciplinary artist known for her work in dark folk and ritual music

Babylon Bee

Newly Engaged Couple Sets Up Wedding Registry At Chevron Station

FinnApril 7, 2026

    VAN NUYS, CA — Newly engaged couple Barrett Brown and Melissa McClaren excitedlywedding registry at a local Chevron station,…

SHARON OSBOURNE Dumps OZZYs Old Haunt on the Market for a Whopping $17 Million Because Lets Be Real the Neighbors Were Sick of His Noise Anyway
Breaking, Music News

SHARON OSBOURNE Dumps OZZYs Old Haunt on the Market for a Whopping $17 Million Because Lets Be Real the Neighbors Were Sick of His Noise Anyway

Chord F. DiscordApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

The iconic Los Angeles home of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne and his wife Sharon Osbourne is back on…

Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…

Typical weak politician won’t let Trump crush Iran
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Typical weak politician won’t let Trump crush Iran

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest fake news article that’s…

Mark Hamill thinks he’s relevant, how cute
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mark Hamill thinks he’s relevant, how cute

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that the fake news media is spewing out now? With our great leader,…

PlayStation Revolutionizes Gaming With The Playerbase Because Clearly What You Needed Was Another Social Media Platform To Argue With 12 Year Olds
Breaking, Games News

PlayStation Revolutionizes Gaming With The Playerbase Because Clearly What You Needed Was Another Social Media Platform To Argue With 12 Year Olds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

Get ready to have your mind blown, folks! 😲 PlayStation has just announced The Playerbase, a revolutionary new way for…

Babylon Bee

8 Shocking Things Artemis II Found On The Far Side Of The Moon

FinnApril 7, 2026

    The dark side of the moon has long been the subject of myth and speculation. What mysteries lie beyond…

Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn
The Onion

Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn

FinnApril 7, 2026

       The post Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn appeared first on The Onion.    The post Snob Doesn’t…

Babylon Bee

As Astronauts Reach the Farthest Any Human Has Been From Earth, Mission Specialist Pretty Sure He Left the Oven On

FinnApril 7, 2026

    SPACE — On Monday, the Artemis II crew set a new record for the farthest away from Earth humans…

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