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Month: April 2026

Fake news panicking about jobs, war just a liberal excuse
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news panicking about jobs, war just a liberal excuse

Big ElephantApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Gooning probably feels like playing Five Nights at Freddy’s in real life
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Gooning probably feels like playing Five Nights at Freddy’s in real life

Chuck B. BallsyApril 2, 2026

Just dangle some windchimes like a good old fashioned convenience store Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Inconsiderate Wife Leaves Bathroom A Total Mess After Home Birth
The Onion

Inconsiderate Wife Leaves Bathroom A Total Mess After Home Birth

FinnApril 2, 2026

       AUSTIN, TX—Reporting that he plans to shower at the gym due to the bathtub being left “absolutely disgusting,” local…

Events

Easter Live Production in Florence Because Who Needs the Actual Resurrection When You Have Actors

Chuck B. BallsyApril 2, 2026

Easter at 7 Hills Church is coming 🐰 🎉 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Events

Atelier QSE & IA Because Who Needs Human Intelligence When You Have Artificial One

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

Rejoins-nous en ligne pour un atelier fun où Qualité, Sécurité, Environnement et IA se mixent ! 🎯 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

The launch of the Artemis rocket was shot from a flying aircraft
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The launch of the Artemis rocket was shot from a flying aircraft

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

RIP to everyone who sat on the left side of the plane Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

UDO DIRKSCHNEIDER Literally Begs You to Film His Entire Show on Your Phone So He Can Finally Get Some Decent Footage for His Next Concert DVD
Breaking, Music News

UDO DIRKSCHNEIDER Literally Begs You to Film His Entire Show on Your Phone So He Can Finally Get Some Decent Footage for His Next Concert DVD

Chord F. DiscordApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have spoken, and they’re sick of your phone-taking, video-recording, utterly-absent-from-the-moment nonsense 🤦‍♂️! In…

Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to watch the fake news media and their leftist allies try to spin the latest news about…

Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’
The Onion

Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’

FinnApril 1, 2026

       The post Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’ appeared first on The…

Events

Créer Son Asbl Artistique Pour Devenir Millionnaire En Un Clin D’oeil Et Vivre De L’air Du Temps Et Des Subventions

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

Créer une asbl artistique ? 🤔 jeudi 9 avril de 14h à 16h30 et vendredi 10 avril de 14h à…

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