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Month: April 2026

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Comment Créer une ASBL pour devenir Riche en faisant de l Art sans Rien Faire dans le Secteur Artistique

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

🤣 Créer une asbl artistique, parce que l’art ne fait pas vivre 🎨 Jeudi 9 avril 14h-16h30 et vendredi 10…

Babylon Bee

8 Amazing Features Of Trump’s Proposed Presidential Library

FinnApril 1, 2026

    Though Donald Trump will leave office after a new president is elected in 2028, his legacy will live on…

Babylon Bee

Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women

FinnApril 1, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — After releasing Jayden Ivey over his statements about the unrighteousness of Pride month, the Chicago Bulls…

Norwegians Slomosa in Greensboro: Tuesday Near-Sellout and Political Manifestos
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Norwegians Slomosa in Greensboro: Tuesday Near-Sellout and Political Manifestos

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

The Norwegians Slomosa hit Greensboro, NC, as part of their first-ever US tour. Though the band has been around for…

April Fools 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Pranked Enough Already This Year
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April Fools 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Pranked Enough Already This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic April Fools’ Day jokes? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole list…

Liberal judge coddles Luigi, delays justice, what a total joke
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal judge coddles Luigi, delays justice, what a total joke

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reaping the benefits of the Trump Revolution, thanks to the incredible leadership…

Trigun Stargaze: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do for 3 Whole Years
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Trigun Stargaze: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do for 3 Whole Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some serious fangirling and fanboying? 😍 Because we’re about to dive into the amazing…

Babylon Bee

In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson Eats Entire Stick Of Glue

FinnApril 1, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a persuasive argument in favor of maintaining birthright citizenship, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson ate an…

Babylon Bee

Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There’s Anything He Needs To Get Off His Chest

FinnApril 1, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — After scandalous photos surfaced online of her husband Bryon, former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi…

PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll
The Onion

PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll

FinnApril 1, 2026

       People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is urging the White House to ditch traditional Easter eggs in favor…

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