Gears of War E-Day Release Date Definitely Going to Get Body Slammed by a WWE Pay Per View Event Somehow
Hey, gamers and wrestling fans! 👋 Are you ready for some exciting news? 🎉 We’ve just discovered that the WWE…
Day: May 11, 2026
BREAKING: Democrats Prepare Petard to Destroy Trump and Republicans; UPDATE: They Themselves Have Been Hoisted By Said Petard
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a most cunning stratagem, Democratic lawmakers didst this morn unveil a petard of monstrous proportions,…
Taylor Swift Adds Additional Wedding Dates In L.A., Miami, Boston
NEW YORK—In an effort to meet growing demand for her nuptials, pop superstar Taylor Swift announced on Instagram Friday…
Death Angel in Charlotte, NC (05/10/2026)
Thrash metal from Daly City, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…