What To Know About Hantavirus
Three people have died and others have fallen ill after contracting hantavirus aboard a Dutch-owned luxury cruise ship. The…
Day: May 11, 2026
Goodyear Blimp Barely Recognizable After Going On Ozempic
CARSON, CA — The famous Goodyear Blimp has become nearly unrecognizable after starting the popular weight-loss drug Ozempic. CARSON,…
‘There, It Couldn’t Be More Clear,’ Announces John After Finishing Revelation
PATMOS — The Apostle John emerged from his cave earlier this week feeling confident that he couldn’t have been…
Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue
MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Three Republicans refused to bow to the golden Trump statue at Mar-A-Lago, sources confirmed today. Those…
Me after eating Magnesium before sleep
I spelled melatonin wrong Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
DEVIN TOWNSEND: ‘The Hardest Part About Being A Singer Is Dealing With Fans Who Still Think You’re Cool’
In a shocking turn of events, Devin Townsend, the Canadian musician, composer, and producer, has revealed that his voice has…
Fake news obsessing over Hantavirus instead of America’s greatness
It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…
Another Deep State Witch Hunttargets Patriot Senator Mark Kelly obviously
Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, I know our great President Donald Trump is…
Loser Dems can’t even get their act together obviously
It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to stir up trouble for our great President Donald…
The Most Epic Anime Ever Made That Will Definitely Change Your Life Forever THE GHOST IN THE SHELL Is Finally Coming To Ruin Your Social Life On July 7
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉👏 Science SARU’s THE GHOST IN THE SHELL anime series has dropped a new…