Jarhead Fertilizer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)
Grindcore/Death Metal from Ocean City, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Month: May 2026
Pig Destroyer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)
American grindcore from Alexandria, Virginia. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Whiplash at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/23/2026, Day 3)
American thrash metal from Passaic, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Fake news hates Trump’s genius Iran deal obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Finally, losers from our glorious revolution get their due recognition somehow
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald Trump is somehow wrong…
Mullin totally owns it at DHS somehow still not impeached yet
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. So, I was reading this article about how other countries are…
Nation’s Simple-Minded Bumpkins Announce They Don’t Mean No Harm To Nobody
PEACH CREEK, KY—Taking an opportunity to firmly reiterate their stance that it weren’t their intention, America’s simple-minded bumpkins issued…
Total Chaos As White Church Choir Tries To Sing African Spiritual
FRISCO, TX – Chaos descended on Christ Methodist of Frisco as the all-white choir attempted to sing an African…
Even the deer cross the road the right way
But how many cars drive past before, finally, one stopped? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Leaked Copy Of The Iran-U.S. Peace Deal
News broke this morning that the United States and Iran have agreed to the framework of a peace deal,…