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Month: May 2026

Babylon Bee

Media To Just Start Reporting When Trump Wasn’t Shot At

FinnMay 24, 2026

    U.S. — After yet another failed assassination attempt against President Trump yesterday, the national media has agreed to just…

Babylon Bee

Platner Smooths Things Over With Democrats By Covering Nazi Tattoo With Hammer & Sickle

FinnMay 23, 2026

    BANGOR, ME — Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner has smoothed things over with supporters by covering up his Nazi…

Typical Indian street food
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Typical Indian street food

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Flies and rats here are part of the fine dining atmosphere Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

The Crown at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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The Crown at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Melodic Death from Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Oranssi Pazuzu at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Oranssi Pazuzu at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Psychedelic Black Metal from Finland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Wolfheart at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Wolfheart at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Melodic Death Metal from Finland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Old Man’s Child at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Old Man’s Child at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Rotting Christ at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Rotting Christ at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Black metal from Greece Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

God Dethroned at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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God Dethroned at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Blackened Death Metal from Netherlands Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Lömsk at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)
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Lömsk at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/22/2026, Day 2)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

Black Metal from Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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